You know you live in Wisconsin when...

Your idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.

"Vacation" means playing miniature golf at the Dells.

You've seen all the biggest bands 10 years after they were popular.

You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July.

A clean bowling shirt is appropriate attire for a wedding.

You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it, no matter what time of the year.

All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, or animal.

You install security lights on your house and garage and then leave both unlocked.

You think of the major four food groups as cheese, beer, brats, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.

You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

You define -20 degrees F "a little chilly."

You know all four seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Construction.

Your school classes were canceled because of cold.

Your school classes were canceled because of heat.

You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.

You think that opening day of deer season is a national holiday.

You refer to the Packers as "we."

You know several families who work on a dairy farm.

Down South to you means Chicago.

A brat is something you eat.

You can actually pronounce Oconomowoc, Mukwanago, and Sheboygan.

You go out for fish fry every Friday.

You can recognize someone from Illinois or Iowa by their driving.

You have more miles on your snowblower than your car.

You’ve considered voting Brett Favre for president.

You define Summer as three months of bad sledding.

You have ever gotten frostbitten and sunburned in the same week.

Every sweatshirt you own is either red and white or green and gold.

You own at least one cheese head.

Sunday afternoons are sacred for the Packer game.

You have experienced snow storms in May.

You have had school closed due to wind chills and frostbite warnings.

Someone you know was a "Dairy Princess" at a county fair.

Sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie.

The trunk of you car doubles as a deep freezer.

You drive 65 miles per hour through snow without flinching.

You buy your Christmas presents at Farm and Fleet or Fleet Farm.

You actually get these jokes!